Like any town, Murder Village’s suspects—bah, we mean inhabitants—come and go. The current population roll is bustling, but who knows, any day now those murderers could come crawling back out of the woodwork.
Official and unofficial Personnel
Miss Jemima Marmalade, an elderly sleuth
Monsieur Aragon Pewter, a renowned French detective
Ms Artemis Martin, a shrewd whodunnit novelist
Father Leicester Guppy, a perceptive priest
Detective Inspector Owen Gullet, an unimaginative police officer
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Terrence Mudwater Junior, a ne’er-do-well youth
Oliver Green, a meticulous barber and doggie show judge
Jane Darling, a prim choir mistress
Ben Bones, a vigilant cemetery night watchman
Professor Alistair Fernsby, a retired classical music academic
Whiskey McGregor, a magician-turned-police informant
Father Richard Dixon, a non-practising parish pianist
Hector McLeod, a musical headmaster
Phil Smiggins, a deaf and blind composer
Timothy Buckingsweep, an enterprising orphan
Joan Sloan, a god-fearing church organist
Alive, Well and highly suspicious
Edith Parnelle, a fading stage and screen star
Phyllis Good, a clumsy midwife
General Lord Alfred Plumley, a sundowning army general
Dr Absolom Fische, an old-fashioned country doctor
Adele Oxley, a boisterous mayor
Lady Vera Bathchair, a cruel dowager
Marcello Olleobello, a delicate scholar
Jericho Spade, an adventuring archaeologist
Avery Crumpet, a flirtatious secretary
Elizabeth Farrington-Windsor-Smythe, a supercilious society lady
Lottie Winthrop, a precocious 12-year-old
John Quince, a grubby undertaker
Biddy Drinkum, a jolly wife of a publican
Glenda Trotsworth, a forthright veterinarian
“Peter Smith”, a definitely-not-Russian farmhand
Eames Chair, a respectable butler
Callan Ceum, a caddish milkman
Gertrude Raleigh, a superstitious amateur dramatics director
Arthur Squib, a happy-go-lucky gamekeeper
Freddy Brewster, an Earl of Wooster
Colonel Jude Condiment, an imperious retired officer
Francis Gauge, a devoted train station attendant
Agatha Pantha, an ageing former child actress
Herbert Spicer, an excitable greengrocer
Milton Brine, a kindly headmaster
Bertie Pikelet, a silver-spooned banker
Reginald Proscenium, a grandiose thespian
Ernest Applethwaite, a benevolent landowner
Bartimus Martin, a long-lost sister of a famous mystery novelist
Valentine Rooney, a frustrated horror novelist
Piccolo Porcini, a famed Italian opera singer
Katie Faulkner, a plucky air stewardess
Charles Wigglesworth, a mournful haute couture tailor
Cami Peppers, a witchy tea shoppe owner
Karen Boggs, a chain-smoking church organist
Prim Pauper, a widowed factory worker
Herman Tinkler, an eccentric toymaker
Morgan Flatch, a grave gravedigger
Florian Nick-Nack, a fastidious art dealer
Deidre Doyle, an upfront mortician
Wally Wombok, a shifty traveling salesman
Herbert La Pelouse, an onery sod farmer
Doreen Taylor, a lovelorn haberdasher
Briony Berryweather, an industrious fishmonger
Laszlo Farhart, a tenacious ghost hunter
Captain Seth-Henry Archibald Jr, a retired air force pilot
Marcel Stone, a pontificating philosopher
Lady Farley Lap, an affluent champion equestrian
Edward Ballet, a loyal valet
Baron Maximilian von Brackenslacker, an exiled Lichtenstein nobile
Sally Forth, a dewy-eyed jam & conserve bottler
Howard End, a silver-tongued councilor
Clarice Trinket, a curiosity shoppe proprietor
Penny Whistle, a no-nonsense girl guide instructor
Willy Kerridge, a plucky paperboy
Marygold Peach, a singing schoolmarm
Sister Mary Hale, a scatterbrained nun
Carl Markson, a dedicated unionist
Rowena Duckworth, a fawning retiree
Bob Olyphant, a cheerful butcher
Marjory Simms, a bird-like bird watcher
Lily Sodden, a washed-up painter
Warren Pace, an apricot and sheep farmer
Dr. St John Younghusband, a genteel medical professional
Commander Jack Braverly, a manly bachelor
Frau Klinkt, a stoic violinist
Richard Baker, a reliable gardener
Peggy Mason, a perpetually pregnant laundress
Marion Kind, a boisterous wartime entertainer
Zenith Cain, a houseproud housekeeper
Darcy Byron Rochester, a rakish university don
Jake Barnes, a gruff war correspondent
Hester Grim, a morose sweets shoppe proprietor
Old Joe Reeks, a down-and-out beggar
Beryl Shears, a high-spirited hairdresser
Mildred Pig, a simple chickpea farmer
Graham Swift, a near-blind postmaster
Hettie Bobbins, a diabolical assistant seamstress
Beauford Vines, an affable dairy farmer
Clarinda Pleasant, a strict finishing school instructor
Brimley Wyndam, a nervous art restorer
Fozzie Jolimont, a chaotic acupuncturist
Isabella White, an opportunistic social climber
Wilberforce Giddey, a daydreaming butterfly collector
Professor Ian Zago, a bombastic academic
Dulcie Button, a reverent garden centre manager
Edith Flyton, a reclusive children’s author
Molly Mackerel, a busy-body gardener
Hugo Morekind, a tender-hearted playwright
Donna Dinks, an easily amused bar maid
Thom Tiller, a salt-of-the-earth groundskeeper
Felicity Readwell, a determined librarian
Caoimhín McDougall, an earnest head parishioner
Sir Lord Percival Fodmap, a simpering wealthy cad
Sister Mary McClarey, a god-fearing nun
Maude (surname unknown), a cynical chauffer
Gretel Smith, an embattled orphan
Lesley McBridle, an earthy stablehand
Desdemonda Delamere, a down-on-her-luck clown
Charles “Chip” Ribbonsnip, a bumbling postal carrier
Sweeney Roberts, a cheerful butcher
Nora Bunch, a cunning florist
Rosa La Pointe, a hapless dance teacher
Blossom Manning, a keen naturalist and war profiteer
Winslow Manning, another keen naturalist, war profiteer and Blossom's husband